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Animal Jokes :: #19989 By Anonymous from USA. A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse serving drinks. The guy stares until the horse finally says, "What's the problem? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "No, it's not that. It is just that I never thought the ferret would sell the place." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Inspirational Poems :: #4103 By Anonymous from USA. St. Valentine's Day Often in my dreams, I have breakfast with you. I sit beside you on your sofa. I walk with you in your beautiful garden. I embrace you daily in my thoughts a thousand times. - Dante – (to Beatrice in the Divine Comedy)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com