Sunday, May 16, 2010

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The Joke of The Day
Animal Jokes :: #19989
By Anonymous from USA.

A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse serving drinks. The guy stares until the horse finally says, "What's the problem? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?"

The guy says, "No, it's not that. It is just that I never thought the ferret would sell the place."




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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Inspirational Poems :: #4103
By Anonymous from USA.

St. Valentine's Day
Often in my dreams,

I have breakfast with you.

I sit beside you on your sofa.

I walk with you in your

beautiful garden.

I embrace you daily in my

thoughts a thousand times.

- Dante –

(to Beatrice in the Divine Comedy)



 
 
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