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Kid Jokes :: #19624 By Anonymous from USA. Billy and Tommy were watching a boat pull a man on skis across the lake. "What makes that boat go so fast?" asked little Billy. It's because that man on the string is chasing it," said Tommy. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Education :: #1832 By Neo Blackwood from Hannibal USA. The Value of knowledge? 1.) Knowledge is a great thing. It can take you to anyplace your mind can imagine. But Knowledge is all but useless without the will to apply it. 2.) Knowledge is useless when all time is spent trying to attain it and none is taken to use it, and enjoy its fruit's. ----Neo Blackwood     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com