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Lawyer Jokes :: #22467 By Anonymous from USA. The lawyer was advising his pretty client. "When we go to court I want you to wear a short skirt." "But they are not in style," she protested. "Do you want to be acquitted?" asked the lawyer. "Or do you want to be in style." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Security :: #39 By Peter Prestipino - A7Alarms.com from Chicago USA. SECURITY TIP: Check the doors A lock on a flimsy door is about as effective as locking your car door but leaving the window down. · All outside doors should be metal or solid wood. · If your doors don't fit tightly in their frames, install weather stripping around them. · Install a peephole or wide angle viewer in all entry doors so you can see who is outside without opening the door. Door chains break easily and don't keep out intruders.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com