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Business Jokes :: #18870 By S. John from India A manager was soliciting resumes through a recruitment agency to fill in a senior staff member who had just resigned. The next day the recruitment agent came in to meet the manager and beaming he handed over a resume and said, "M'am, we have got just the right person you are looking for. The manager after skimming through the resume was visibly upset. Puzzled, the recruitment agent enquired what the matter was. The manager replied, "This candidate on the resume is the best we've got in our department". Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Health :: #4327 By Anonymous from USA. Power of pomegranate juice You've likely heard about the health benefits of antioxidant rich red wines and green teas. It now appears that pomegranate juice may belong on that list, too. That's because pomegranate juice is rich in polyphenols, a large class of antioxidant compounds linked to a variety of disease fighting benefits. Pomegranate juice may, in fact, have three times more antioxidant activity than red wine or green tea. While more research is needed, preliminary findings suggest that regular, daily consumption of concentrated pomegranate juice can lead to: Healthier arteries. One study found that pomegranate juice helped reduce clogging of the neck's carotid artery by up to 35 percent. This, in turn, could lead to decreased risk of stroke. Reduce total cholesterol and LDL ("bad") cholesterol levels in people with high cholesterol and type 2 diabetes. A modestly reduced blood pressure. In one study, systolic blood pressure decreased by about 5 percent. Improved blood flow to the heart in people who have coronary heart disease. This, in turn, can reduce the risk of heart attack. By Brent Bauer, M.D., Director Complementary and Integrative Medicine Program, Mayo Clinic     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com