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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Have you heard about this guy who enters a store and says,
"I'd like some Polish sausage" to the clerk?

The clerk asks the guy if he is Polish.

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me
ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would
you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I had asked for German
bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or, if I asked
for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or,
if I had asked for a chorizo, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"

The clerk replied sheepishly, "Well, no."

With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well,
all right then! Why did you ask me if I'm Polish, just
because I asked for Polish sausage?"

The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
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A fool's wrath is presently known: but a prudent man
covereth shame. -Proverbs 12:16

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Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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