My father once told me of the time he was a little careless in a
restaurant. It seems that between the appetizer and the entre he had
occasion to go to the lavatory. Shortly after returning the waiter
brought his main course, and while serving managed to surreptitiously
pass my father a note, the contents of which were as follows:
"Please, Sir, excuse this intrusion. "I noticed that a few minutes ago
you paid a visit to the lavatory. Unfortunately, in your haste to
return to your food and your companions you failed to adjust your
clothing properly. As a result, I couldn't help noticing that your penis
is hanging out of your flies. By now I will have gone to the other side
of the restaurant, where I will pick up a stack of plates. In a moment I
shall drop these plates, thus creating a distraction and allowing you
to adjust yourself unobserved.
"PS: I love you."
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