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Business Jokes :: #20472 By Anonymous from USA. Kathy goes to her local bank, walks into the manager's office, and says, "I want a loan; I am going to divorce my husband." "Oh, we don't give loans for divorces," the manager says. "We offer loans only for things like real estate, appliances, automobiles, businesses, and home improvement." Kathy interrupts: "Stop right there. This definitely falls into the category of 'Home Improvement.'" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Security :: #2989 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, GHawaii USA. LET THE ENEMY ENTER It is best to open our doors and permit our fears to enter so that they can be destroyed, otherwise, they will always remain outside placing us under siege.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com