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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

I am told that surgeons invited to dinner parties are often
asked to carve the meat or, worse yet, to watch the host
carve while commenting on the surgeon's occupation.

At one party, a surgeon friend was watching the carving
while Harry, his host, kept up a running commentary: "How am
I doing, doc? How do you like that technique? I'd make a
pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"

When the host finished and the slices of meat lay neatly on
the serving platter, the surgeon spoke up: "Anybody can take
them apart, Harry. Now lets see you put them back together
again."
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The LORD doth build up Jerusalem: he gathereth together the
outcasts of Israel. He healeth the broken in heart, and
bindeth up their wounds. He telleth the number of the stars;
he calleth them all by their names.

Great is our Lord, and of great power: his understanding is
infinite. The LORD lifteth up the meek: he casteth the
wicked down to the ground.

Sing unto the LORD with thanksgiving; sing praise upon the
harp unto our God: who covereth the heaven with clouds, who
prepareth rain for the earth, who maketh grass to grow upon
the mountains. He giveth to the beast his food, and to the
young ravens which cry.

He delighteth not in the strength of the horse: he taketh
not pleasure in the legs of a man. The LORD taketh pleasure
in them that fear him, in those that hope in his mercy.
-Psalms 147:2

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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