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Entertainment Jokes :: #22563 By Anonymous from USA. Two local citizens were having a bit of a difference. "I wouldn't vote for you if you were Saint Peter," roared one. "Yeah?" yelled the other. "If I was Saint Peter you wouldn't live in my district." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Famous Quote :: #2030 By @accessbee.comJoey from USA. Being Grateful For What You Have In The Present Use your eyes as if tomorrow you would be struck blind: Hear the music of voices, the song of a bird, as if you would be struck deaf. Touch each object as if tomorrow your sense of touch would fail-smell perfume of flowers, taste with relish each morsel as if tomorrow you could never smell or taste again. Helen Keller     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com