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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

I recently overheard a boss talking to one of his employees
at a restaurant recently.

"Was your wife mad when you got home so late last night?"
the boss asked.

"Yes, she was plumb historical," the employee replied.

"Don't you mean hysterical?"

"No, I mean historical. She brought up things that happened
forty years ago."
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How closely to God does your grudge holding match?

Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits:
who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy
diseases; who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who
crowneth thee with lovingkindness and tender mercies; who
satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is
renewed like the eagle's.

The LORD executeth righteousness and judgment for all that
are oppressed. He made known his ways unto Moses, his acts
unto the children of Israel. The LORD is merciful and
gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy. He will
not always chide: neither will he keep his anger for ever.

He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us
according to our iniquities. For as the heaven is high above
the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.

As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed
our transgressions from us. Like as a father pitieth his
children, so the LORD pitieth them that fear him.
-Psalms 103:2

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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