Miscellaneous Jokes :: #22489
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One Sunday morning, the preacher addresses the congregation by telling them he was leaving. He explained that he couldn't afford his house, couldn't afford his car, and couldn't afford to send his children to proper schools he couldn't afford to do anything. He was just going to have to leave.
A hushed silence fell over the congregation and then one man stood up. He told the preacher that if he would stay he would buy his house and car for him and give them to him. The man sat down and there was a hushed silence until another man stood up. The man said preacher if you stay I will double your salary and then he sat down. Everything was quiet for a minute and then a little old 90 year old lady down on the front row stood up. The little old lady said preacher if you stay I will give you sex. The congregation and the preacher were overwhelmed and stunned. When the preacher finally regained control he said Mrs. Smith what ever prompted you to stand up and say something like that. Mrs. Smith said well preacher I was sitting here talking to my husband about what we could do to get him to stay and he said "SCREW HIM".
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