Thursday, October 10, 2013

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The Joke of The Day
Kid Jokes :: #22904
By Anne from Canada

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large

pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples'.




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Words of Knowledge :: #213
By Alexander Tapia from El Paso USA.

Self-Esteem
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.

- Kurt Cobain

 
 
 
 
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