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Marriage Jokes :: #23436 By Ms. Klaus from Abingdon Maryland USA. A distraught older woman is looking at herself in the mirror and crying. Her voice shakes as she says to her husband, "I'm so old. I'm so fat. I look horrible. I really need a compliment." Her husband, determined to quickly give his beloved the comfort she needs, exclaims, "Damn, do you have good eyesight!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Weight Control :: #40 By Al Loomis from Denver USA. The Best Diet is no diet at all but a lifetime commitment to better choices! Many studies have proven that all diets have a temporary effect! The secret to losing weight is to make permanent choices in what we do. Here we have some simple long term commitments: • Commit to whole wheat bread • Drink fruit juices instead of soft drinks • Always select fruit as a dessert • Start most meal with a large salad • Use whole grain pasta, bread and rice • Take longer to eat. It takes time for your body to send its satisfaction signal • Always park your car far rather than near • Use the stairs for anything less than 4 stories • Think positive about all of the choices above. Forming good habits is the answer to long term health!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com