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Question / Answer Jokes :: #23000 By Paul Ledbetter from Brighton CO United States Minor Outlying Islands What tool does Count Dracula use when he repairs his car? A Vamplier Forward this joke to your friends >>   Travel :: #761 By Alicia from Barrington USA. Keep a low profile when touring Planning to rent a car on your next vacation? Try not to advertise the fact that you are a tourist, which could make you an attractive prey to thieves. 1. Always insist in local plates when you rent a car, 2. Request a model that's popular in the area you're visiting and with no rental company logos or plates. 3. Don't bother to get the car washed; a little dust will help you blend right in with the locals. 4. When you park, keep maps, brochures, guidebooks and bags locked in the trunk. Buy a local paper and leave it on the seat to look more like a "native." 5. Ask the rental agent whether there are certain neighborhoods it would be best to avoid. 6. Keep doors locked and windows up while driving.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com