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Question / Answer Jokes :: #23000
By Paul Ledbetter from Brighton CO United States Minor Outlying Islands

What tool does Count Dracula use when he repairs his car?

A Vamplier



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Travel :: #761
By Alicia from Barrington USA.

Keep a low profile when touring
Planning to rent a car on your next vacation? Try not to advertise the fact that you are a tourist, which could make you an attractive prey to thieves.

1. Always insist in local plates when you rent a car,

2. Request a model that's popular in the area you're visiting and with no rental company logos or plates.

3. Don't bother to get the car washed; a little dust will help you blend right in with the locals.

4. When you park, keep maps, brochures, guidebooks and bags locked in the trunk. Buy a local paper and leave it on the seat to look more like a "native."

5. Ask the rental agent whether there are certain neighborhoods it would be best to avoid.

6. Keep doors locked and windows up while driving.



 
 
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