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Idiots :: #1795
By Ashley from Nashville Tn USA.

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty

badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the

body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were

sent for.

Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.

Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him

over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,

ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he

brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer

took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real

bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it

ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a......."

"What? He had two assholes! said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a........ Every

time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two a........."




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