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Idiots :: #1795
By Ashley from Nashville Tn USA.
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty
badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the
body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were
sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him
over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope,
ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he
brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer
took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real
bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it
ain't Bubba."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a......."
"What? He had two assholes! said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a........ Every
time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two a........."
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One-Liners :: #905
By eddy from armadale Australia
Marriage
Doubt not your wife`s wisdom,--------look who she married. !!
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