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Nurses :: #15910 By GEO from Auckland New Zealand Bob is injured in a car accident and is admitted to hospital. He ends up in a men's ward, next to Joe and Phil. Phil yells out to the nurse, "Hey nurse, I need to take a piss!" The nurse comes over and says, "Don't talk like that here, please. Say I need to do number one." Some time later, Joe yells out to the nurse, "Hey nurse, I need to take a shit!" The nurse comes over and says, "Please don't talk like that. Say I need to do number two." Some time later, Bob calls the nurse over and whispers to her; "nurse, I need to take a shit but I haven't been given a number yet." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #1070 By Alicia from Barrington Hills USA. Famous quote "Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending." Carl Bard     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com