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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #143 By Charlene from Unknown It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing." Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   One-Liners :: #521 By Anonymous from USA. * * * Keep your words, soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com