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Police Jokes :: #12472
By Meredith Cook from New Hampshire United States Minor Outlying Islands
A Police Officer Just pulled over a man for going 120mph. The police officer has had somewhat of a boring day, so he is excited about being able to a least give a ticket to some one...
The police officer says: "I've been waiting for you all day long"
The guy in the car says: "Well, I got here as quick as I could!"
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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