| ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vFKMtOLr9RosbHEla9sJDeQ5hmtntNaal72Y1qdlBQxSZXYQVgkOG80ppPshv4-ZHx5KTW5QHcQQYY_3F2LaKyFu_QKzSE0RZRMuArMcOWSOzqPaw=s0-d) Computer Jokes :: #894 By Anonymous from Unknown A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss her, she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!"
The guy took the frog out and said, "Look, I understand what you are saying, but I am a computer programmer and right now I don't have time for a girlfriend,........but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY COOL!" Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sgmuT-_c21EbA2PU1cS9aCBwtmKtfLqMnUkIifutbXUNNURvSHENCnValON8-ac8lj4BQikH6lggkHtjrjXx8GIbSKfMkIZAaZrF1Fj3VEm3KOFQ=s0-d) Famous Quote :: #1413 By Shahid from Rawalpindi Pakistan Become What we think, we become. --Buddha | | | | aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com | | | |
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