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Puns :: #23620 By Freddie Pitz from Nepean(Ottawa) Ontario Canada A man and a woman are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, the woman got something stuck in her throat, causing her to choke. The man rushes outside, cuts a limb off a tree and whacks the woman across the back with it, dislodging the object in her throat. The headline in the paper read "Man gives woman the hemlock maneuver" Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Miscellaneous :: #3357 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE LIMITS OF FREEDOM Its citizens doing anything that they want; that is chaos do not measure the freedom of a nation. Its citizens being free from worry that is dependency do not measure the freedom of a nation. Its citizens having their dreams fulfilled by government do not measure the freedom of a nation; that is the responsibility of the individual. The freedom of a nation however, is measured by the absence of restraints placed upon its citizens by government other than those restraints that prevent its citizens from interfering with the freedoms of others.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com