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Little Johnny Jokes :: #4356 By chelsea geckler from USA. Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #2788 By Anonymous from USA. A Second Chance To be happy, drop the words "if only" and substitute instead the words "next time" - Stanley Blanton, M.D.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com