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Genie Jokes :: #609 By Dan from Oak Island North Carolina USA. A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion." The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions. The man said "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death." Forward this joke to your friends >>     (Sponsor this newsletter)   Love & Dating :: #620 By Kash --SpArK from Karachi Pakistan Love The Day I Started Loving You, I Have Dropped One Of My Tears In The Sea & When You Will Find That Tear I Will Stop Loving You ... -SpArK     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com