Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for October 31

Laughing Gas Newsletter For October 31, 2013! HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Today's Fun Page: 15 Awesome Halloween Costumes Whether you are looking for last minute costume ideas or just want to be impressed our fun page this week is for you. From Star Wars dogs to Ipods, check out some cool costumes. To see them, click on the picture to the right!: Today's Funny Jokes! Halloween Jokes What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here"! Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people! What's the witches favourite pop group? Broomski Beat! What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved, they couldn't stir without her! What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside? A witch dressed as a cucumber! Why does Dracula have no friends? Because he's a pain in the neck! How can you tell when a witch is really ugly? When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes! Share a laugh with friends! Spooky Halloween Video Drive Through Zombie! Halloween prank in a drive thru! Check out this and other hilarious videos sure to make you laugh in our Funny Videos section.  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2013 Aha! Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahacomedycorner@gmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someone else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. You can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list