The Top 11 Signs Your Computer is Possessed
11. Instead of flying appliances, your screen saver shows horned demons
torturing your immediate family.
10. The monitor spins and spews pea soup when you access the Vatican
website.
9. Bill Gates Screen Saver eyes follow your every move.
8. Keeps throwing priests out of Windows.
7. Hard disk crashes every time Pat Robertson e-mails you.
6. Green slime oozing out of keyboard again and your kid hasn't used it
in weeks.
5. Tech support crew brings Norton Utilities and a crucifix.
4. The little logo on it says: "Satan Inside."
3. No matter what URL you type in, your browser opens up the
www.hell.com web site.
2. Dr. Watson replaced by Dr. Kervorkian.
1. Contrary to the startup screen, you're fairly certain Microsoft
hasn't released Windows 666 yet.
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