On Obama's last trip to Hawaii, he went swimming at Waikiki Beach. He
got caught in a riptide and was been pulled out to sea. Three young
surfers swam out to him and brought him to shore. He wanted to reward
them, and asked what they would like.
The first said he wanted to be a fighter pilot, and Obama said he would
get him an appointment to the A.F. Academy.
The second one said he wanted to command a submarine. "Fine, I'll get
you into the Naval Academy."
The third said he wanted to be buried at Arlington. Obama looked
puzzled and asked why such a young
person was concerned about where he would be buried.
"Because", said the surfer, "my father is a Vietnam Veteran, and when I
go home and tell him I saved your life, he's going to kill me."
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