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Idiots :: #22455 By from Unknown Bubba was on a North Carolina TV quiz show. The emcee said, here is your question. North Carolina elected their first woman senator in 2003 How long did her administration period last? Bubba thought and thought Well come on what is the answer? Bubba scratched his head and said About 4 days each month. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Health :: #4327 By Anonymous from USA. Power of pomegranate juice You've likely heard about the health benefits of antioxidant rich red wines and green teas. It now appears that pomegranate juice may belong on that list, too. That's because pomegranate juice is rich in polyphenols, a large class of antioxidant compounds linked to a variety of disease fighting benefits. Pomegranate juice may, in fact, have three times more antioxidant activity than red wine or green tea. While more research is needed, preliminary findings suggest that regular, daily consumption of concentrated pomegranate juice can lead to: Healthier arteries. One study found that pomegranate juice helped reduce clogging of the neck's carotid artery by up to 35 percent. This, in turn, could lead to decreased risk of stroke. Reduce total cholesterol and LDL ("bad") cholesterol levels in people with high cholesterol and type 2 diabetes. A modestly reduced blood pressure. In one study, systolic blood pressure decreased by about 5 percent. Improved blood flow to the heart in people who have coronary heart disease. This, in turn, can reduce the risk of heart attack. By Brent Bauer, M.D., Director Complementary and Integrative Medicine Program, Mayo Clinic     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com