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Blonde Jokes :: #21165 By LD4Life from Yuba CA USA. A Blonde and a Brunette are going to rob a bank. The day before the robbery the brunette turns to the blonde and says "Do you remember the plan?" "Yes" says the blonde. "Well let's go over it" says the Brunette. The day of the robbery the Brunette insists that they go over the plan again so they do. "You have 5 Minutes" says the Brunette. 20 Minutes go by and finally the Blonde comes out of the bank dragging the safe by a rope she tied to it. The security guard comes running out with his pants around his ankles reaching for is gun. The blonde says "F*** this" and runs to the car. They are driving away and the Brunette screams "YOU IDIOT I TOLD YOU TO TIE UP THE SECURITY GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!!!" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Self-Improvement :: #5772 By RoAnn from Tonopah USA. Racism I must have been raised right as I am not racist at all. This includes judging people by color, race, religion, size or any other way people choose to judge someone. As a matter of fact I live to the tune of I will be friends with anyone as long as they don't try to take advantage of me. Also, stop and think, if the whole world went blind for 30 days, you may be surprised who you had made friends with when your eyesight came back!!!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com