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Harris Stanton Harris Stanton: Where Tax Dollars Go You know where they do send your taxes? They give it to prisons, so prisoners can have weights to lift. You believe that? We've got muggers and murderers, and they're getting stronger. So when they get parole, they can mug your ass better than they did before they went in. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Harris Stanton, laws, taxes Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/harris-stanton/harris-stanton--where-tax-dollars-go Add To:   ShareThis The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Pre-order "The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!" now. Featuring the voice of Seth MacFarlane as I.S.R.A.E.L. Back in Black Lewis Black, IN GOD WE RUST is coming to NYC April 22, 23, and 24. Get tickets now!

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