A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency"
appointment.
The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and
was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the
exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the
gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after
completing his examination.
"I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to
involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am
here could you just replace the batteries?"
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