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Entertainment Jokes :: #21937 By from Unknown A woman goes to her doctor for a physical. The doctor notices she seems a little down he asks her what's going on. "Well, my husband has lost that loving feeling it's been months. The doctor suggests she get him some Viagra. "Oh, he'd never agree to that." The Doctor says "Here take a sample and slip it in his morning coffee and see what happens. The wife agrees and makes an appointment for the following week. She returns the following week and the Doctor asked "How did it go? The wife replied "Both good and bad" "How so" asked the doctor." Well I did what you said and while we were having breakfast I slipped it in his morning coffee. It wasn't very long when he got that gleam in his eye and took me right there on the table. It was as wonderful as our honeymoon 30 years ago." The Doctor looked confused. "So what's the bad part? The wife looked at him sheepishly" We're banned from McDonalds for life" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommended Book         The Ultimate Adult Only Joke Book 400+ pages of hilarious, unmentionable and down-right rude jokes that are sure to raise an eyebrow and crack you up! Get ready for taboo jokes on all sorts of topis.     Sustainability :: #48 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. 3 Great ECOLOGY TIPS: 1) If you buy "long life" products (such as batteries and light bulbs) or "concentrated" products, (such as juices or detergents) you not only prevent buying unnecessary packaging, but you prevent more products from ending up in a landfill! 2) If you buy less disposable items or none at all (cloth napkins, towels and diapers instead of paper ones), you prevent more things from ending up in a landfill, and you don't use any packaging. 3) If you bring your own bags to the store with you, you not only prevent having to recycle additional bags, you recycle an existing bag.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com