Thursday, April 29, 2010

Wishful Thinking

Wishful Thinking

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report
that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair,
an athletic build, weighs
185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby,
bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

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