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Howdy Daily, it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Before I could start my first job right out of college I had
to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up
with my driver's license and birth certificate.

The clerk looked at my driver's license and copied down some
information. She then picked up my birth certificate and
gave it a long look.

"Is anything wrong?" I asked.

"Yes," she said. "I can't find the expiration date."
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Are you ready to expire?

But rather seek ye the kingdom of God; and all these things
shall be added unto you. Fear not, little flock; for it is
your Father's good pleasure to give you the kingdom. Sell
that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which
wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not,
where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.

For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning; and
ye yourselves like unto men that wait for their lord, when
he will return from the wedding; that when he cometh and
knocketh, they may open unto him immediately.

Blessed are those servants, whom the lord when he cometh
shall find watching: verily I say unto you, that he shall
gird himself, and make them to sit down to meat, and will
come forth and serve them.

And if he shall come in the second watch, or come in the
third watch, and find them so, blessed are those servants.
And this know, that if the goodman of the house had known
what hour the thief would come, he would have watched, and
not have suffered his house to be broken through.

Be ye therefore ready also: for the Son of man cometh at an
hour when ye think not. -Luke 12:31

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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