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Bret Ernst Bret Ernst: Blame America Everybody likes to blame America for everything. What are we, only 233 years old? These other countries are thousands of years old. Not only did they not get it right, but a lot of times they screw up and ask us for help. That's like a 90-year-old man asking a two-year-old for advice. Keep Laughing with our library of 10,000 Jokes!    Filed Under: Bret Ernst, America, aging, international affairs Share This Joke: http://www.jokes.com/funny/bret-ernst/bret-ernst--blame-america Add To:   ShareThis Back in Black Lewis Black's, In God We Rust is coming to NYC April 22, 23, and 24. Get tickets now! Soak Up Matt Braunger Get Matt Braunger's album "Soak Up The Night" available now on iTunes

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