Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for April 24th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Apr. 24, 2012! Is this email not displaying correctly? View it in your browser. Marriage Attire A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?" Crazy Laws - Alaska Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist.-Sec. 44.62.270. State policy. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. Ready To Laugh? Come to AhaJokes.com for more fun any time! Visit our funny pics, funny vids, or funny forwards sections for a good laugh! Want More Jokes? We here are Aha! Jokes are interested in trying out an additional subscription which we call Aha! Premium. We would like to offer you the opportunity to receive a joke a day in addition to the current weekly newsletter at a low monthly cost. However, before we launch this service, we'd like to get an interest check to see how popular such a service might be. If you're interested e-mail us at ahajokes@hotmail.com and let us know what you think! We'd also like to remind you that currently the newsletter you are subscribed to is 100% absolutely free and we will continue to offer this free weekly newsletter at no cost to you. Aha! Premium would be an entirely independent service. Keep on laughing, The Aha! Jokes team.  follow on Twitter | friend on Facebook  Copyright © 2012 Aha!Jokes LLC. All rights reserved. Funniest place on the web. Our mailing address is: ahajokes@hotmail.com Add this e-mail to your Address Book! We respect your privacy. You are receiving this e-mail because you or someoen else subscribed to receive jokes on the AhaJokes.com Web site. We do not randomly send these newsletters out, and you can permanently unsubscribe by using the link below if you no longer wish to receive this newsletter.  unsubscribe from this list