Sunday, April 22, 2012

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The Joke of The Day
Miscellaneous Jokes :: #4609
By Jennifer from Oklahoma USA.

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates.



They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and

family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say

about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the

greates doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful

husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our

children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies,

"I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"




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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
Money :: #693
By Hillary Madison from Los Angeles USA.

Buying new furniture?
Buying new furniture is a sure way to take a bite out of your savings account, but it doesn't have to be that bad. Here are a few ways you can save while furnishing your home:

Buy furniture from a furniture rental store- Furniture rental outlets often have retail shops where they'll sell their slightly used furniture at clearance prices.

Buy furniture from a model home- Brand new furniture at clearance prices from model home builders Look under Homes in the yellow pages.

Buy directly from the manufacturer- If you know what you want try dropping into the manufacturer's outlet or give them a call and order directly from them. It cuts out all the middlemen which lower prices.



 
 
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