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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #4609 By Jennifer from Oklahoma USA. Three buddies die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the pearly gates. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was the greates doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Money :: #693 By Hillary Madison from Los Angeles USA. Buying new furniture? Buying new furniture is a sure way to take a bite out of your savings account, but it doesn't have to be that bad. Here are a few ways you can save while furnishing your home: Buy furniture from a furniture rental store- Furniture rental outlets often have retail shops where they'll sell their slightly used furniture at clearance prices. Buy furniture from a model home- Brand new furniture at clearance prices from model home builders Look under Homes in the yellow pages. Buy directly from the manufacturer- If you know what you want try dropping into the manufacturer's outlet or give them a call and order directly from them. It cuts out all the middlemen which lower prices.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com