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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #304
By Anonymous from USA.
Tony and Harold, two avid fisherman and well-known drunks, were out in a boat on their favorite lake one day drowning some worms and polishing off some brews. Suddenly, Tony got what he thought was a nibble. Reeling it in he found a bottle with a cork in it. Naturally curious, he uncorked the bottle and a large genie appeared. The genie said "I will grant you one wish." Tony thought for a second and said "I wish this whole lake was beer." Poof! His wish came true. The lake was now filled with their favorite brew. Harold looked at Tony in disgust and said "you asshole, now we have to piss in the boat
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Internet and Computing :: #2120
By George Taylor from East Stroudsburg USA.
Computer Maintenance
Do you change the oil and spark plugs in your car? Does your computer seem to run slower than when you bought it? Lock up often? Do you perform maintenance on your PC? If not, just like with your car, your computer will get slower, less responsive, not start or run right, and cause a lot of problems.
Think of your computer as a toy chest. You play with something and when you are done with it you toss it back in the box. Every time you do this, your "toys" get more mixed up. Eventually, if Mom and Dad don't re-sort your toys, games, and puzzles, you can't find all the parts of anything to play.
Visualize your RAM (Random Access Memory) as a hand reaching into your hard drive to pull out a program to run. If that "hand" has to look all over your hard drive for the parts to the program, it can use up all its energy just opening the program, let alone running it.
Run Maintenance on your PC (scandisk, defragment, & get rid of Temp files). Get the speed back!
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