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Judges :: #3902
By Jada from Mt.Rainier MD USA.
A golfer was standing in the fairway, about 140 yards out, when a frog
whispered from the rough, "Use an 8-iron." The golfer, deep in
concentration pulled out his 8-iron and hit the shot. It rolled
right into the cup for an eagle. "Now take me to Vegas," said the
frog.
"What?" said the startled golfer, suddenly realizing it was a talking
frog. "You heard me," repeated the frog, "take me to Vegas. I'm obviously a
lucky frog, and we'll make a bundle!"
So the golfer picked up the frog and they flew to Vegas. In the
casino, the frog whispered, "Go to the dice table and bet everything
on the pass line." The shooter rolled a seven, and the man with the
frog won $100,000.
Then the guy took the frog upstairs to his room and the frog said,
"Kiss me." When he did, it turned into the most beautiful girl you've
ever seen - deep brown eyes, blond hair, beautiful smile and 16 years
old.
"And I swear, Your Honor, that's how she got in my room."
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Automotive :: #81
By Pablo from Chicago USA.
Avoid excessive idling
Shut off engine while waiting for friends and family. Today's vehicles are designed to "warm up" fast, so forget about those long warm-ups on cold winter mornings.
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