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Elderly Jokes :: #11737 By MICHAEL KARNES from PUNTA GORDA FLORIDA USA. An elderly couple was in bed one night and the woman woke up from a bad dream. She was scared and panicking. Her husband awoke and turned the light on to calm her. He asked what was wrong. She said "I had a dream that I died and you got remarried." she asked him "if I died tomorrow would you get remarried?" he said "sure, I don't want to spend the rest of my life lonely." then she asked "well would you two live in this house?" he replied "sure, we just got finished paying off our mortgage." she asked again, angry now "well would she sleep in this bed?" he snickered and said "yes, of course, this bed is brand new and expensive, there's no reason to rid of it." she asked irately, "well would she use my golf clubs?" he replied with a straight, serious face "no. She's left handed." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Internet and Computing :: #2120 By George Taylor from East Stroudsburg USA. Computer Maintenance Do you change the oil and spark plugs in your car? Does your computer seem to run slower than when you bought it? Lock up often? Do you perform maintenance on your PC? If not, just like with your car, your computer will get slower, less responsive, not start or run right, and cause a lot of problems. Think of your computer as a toy chest. You play with something and when you are done with it you toss it back in the box. Every time you do this, your "toys" get more mixed up. Eventually, if Mom and Dad don't re-sort your toys, games, and puzzles, you can't find all the parts of anything to play. Visualize your RAM (Random Access Memory) as a hand reaching into your hard drive to pull out a program to run. If that "hand" has to look all over your hard drive for the parts to the program, it can use up all its energy just opening the program, let alone running it. Run Maintenance on your PC (scandisk, defragment, & get rid of Temp files). Get the speed back!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com