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Religious Jokes :: #14234 By Anonymous from USA. St. Peter halted a man at the entrance to heaven. "You've told too many lies to be permitted in here," he said. "Have a heart," replied the man. "Remember, you were once a fisherman yourself." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Money :: #693 By Hillary Madison from Los Angeles USA. Buying new furniture? Buying new furniture is a sure way to take a bite out of your savings account, but it doesn't have to be that bad. Here are a few ways you can save while furnishing your home: Buy furniture from a furniture rental store- Furniture rental outlets often have retail shops where they'll sell their slightly used furniture at clearance prices. Buy furniture from a model home- Brand new furniture at clearance prices from model home builders Look under Homes in the yellow pages. Buy directly from the manufacturer- If you know what you want try dropping into the manufacturer's outlet or give them a call and order directly from them. It cuts out all the middlemen which lower prices.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com