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Religious Jokes :: #14220 By Anonymous from USA. One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate. A very quiet, elderly, saintly looking lady all the way in the back shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanks asked her to pick out three hymns. Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to the three most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and him." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #272 By Kristian Geig from Lauglin USA. Coffee, Tea, or ? To reduce your risk of Parkinson disease try brewing up a cup of tea for yourself. Recent studies have stated that although coffee helps reduce the chances of Parkinson disease, two cups of tea per day reduces your risk of Parkinson disease and has important health protective flavonoids that coffee lacks. An added plus is that tea usually has less caffeine in it than coffee. Would you like a spot o´tea my dear?     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com