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Idiots :: #1795 By Ashley from Nashville Tn USA. Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a......." "What? He had two assholes! said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a........ Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two a........." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love & Dating :: #2311 By Elliott Duke from Crawley United Kingdom The Puzzle of Love! Love, is an ever lasting puzzle.... when you think you've found that person for you, you begin to assemble this puzzle! But be careful!! The pieces may fit!!! But the picture can be wrong! So you may have to think again! Before both your lives end up in ruins.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com