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Sport Jokes :: #13494 By Allie from iLLINOIS USA. At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear. The judge asks the baby bear; "do you want to live with papa bear?" The baby bear replied; "No he beats me. " The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear! The baby bear said, "No she beats me too." The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?" The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Interpersonal Skills :: #4144 By John Dillow from Gresham USA. Water tends to seek its own level. People tend to associate with and marry those who have similar personality traits. A kind, honest, person tends to marry another nice person. Whereas, an evil, mean, person tends to marry another person of the same, or a person that will allow them to be such. A party person that likes to drink, gamble, or do drugs, wants a partner that'll do the same. We, like water, seeks to rise to it's own level of comfort in life. - John Dillow -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com