Thursday, April 5, 2012

A Joke A Day - Funny everyday Jokes

aJokeADay.com - A Joke A Day
 
The Joke of The Day
Doctors Jokes :: #836
By Bombo Prestipino from Unknown

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."



Forward this joke to your friends >>

 
WhereYouShop.com
The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com
One-Liners :: #3573
By Maria Roxana from Bucharest Romania

Goals in life
"Hitch your wagon to a star!"

- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

 
 
aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com
999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018

1995-2011 © All rights reserved.

Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

 
aJokeADay.com

No comments:

Post a Comment