| | ![The Spicy Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_txEL93vDHbsOF_3aC_NKDXaxNItYxZ9myc8Nal_M_xROJ6ECFfcdzLjtfXnQgL5SowOrA3qXM3P8dXazEPk6SGea__xYUNFidYSTNZv3xo_9Wc154TIA=s0-d) Redneck Jokes :: #683 By from USA. A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. Furious with the man the redneck screams out "Look, I want my money. If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tTzTl79oFNTHganNNLpF5H3UXCIv0D5lDcQObq1vY3iWKOLH--OhUfM-B0_AnzcR85kuw7RbcWL6kK6I6ROFQHVCDFIN8g3YYn6yXukW5KKH5JAOw=s0-d) Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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