| | ![The Spicy Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_txEL93vDHbsOF_3aC_NKDXaxNItYxZ9myc8Nal_M_xROJ6ECFfcdzLjtfXnQgL5SowOrA3qXM3P8dXazEPk6SGea__xYUNFidYSTNZv3xo_9Wc154TIA=s0-d) Religious Jokes :: #14200 By Anonymous from USA. After receiving the bad news from a visit to the doctor that he had only a year to live, this fellow was seeking advice from his pastor on what to do. In response the pastor replied," First I find a 1960 mobile home without air conditioning in the middle of a swamp in south Georgia, next I would buy a 1962 Dodge pickup with 178,000 miles on it, last I would find the meanest, bossiest swamp woman I could find and marry her. Frankly ask the sick man " How will this extend the last year of my life?""Well it won't extend your life," replied the pastor." It will just seem like eternity Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_sFUeAdA0ABHSeuRHFSRBQQSQB5yKYc8FWV4LZZLy8LFENpM68yBhCZ3oJZO0wMimHjywL47dkz_4ZZfrRIZODW89kRK7rAAL1ThHc2vzdb3sLm7xc=s0-d) Self-Improvement :: #1216 By Sandra from Durham USA. People Skills Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect, but that you've decided to see beyond the imperfections. | | | | SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com | | | |
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