Monday, June 4, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for June 4th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Jun. 4, 2012!
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Free Meat

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"

Crazy Laws - Delaware

It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist.

Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.

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