Thursday, June 28, 2012

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The Joke of The Day
Kid Jokes :: #8343
By Laura from USA.

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5,

Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the

first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral

lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my

brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"




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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.

QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson



 
 
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