Monday, June 11, 2012

Aha! Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for June 11th

Aha!Jokes Laughing Gas Newsletter for Jun. 11, 2012!
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Cut Your Hair

A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."

Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."

Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"

Father replies, "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."

Son says, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."

Father replies, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went."

Crazy Laws - Florida

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

In Pensacola Citizens may not be caught downtown without at least 10 dollars on their person.

It is illegal to eat cottage cheese on Sunday after 6:00 P.M.

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