Monday, June 11, 2012

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Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #237
By Mark O. from Unknown

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says.

The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.

"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.



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Investment :: #3329
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina. Hawaii USA.

THE THREE KINDS OF RISKS
A wise person takes the risks that are more than compensated by the likelihood of succeeding and how rich the reward. An ordinary person that takes a risk tends to focus only on the size of the reward. A fool ignores both and focuses only on personal fears and desires regardless of how unlikely the success or small the reward.

 
 
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