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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #2939 By Gopher from Broomfield Colorado USA. Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar but didn't have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light. "Ya shure, I tink I haff a lighter, "he replied and reached in to his tackle box and pulled out a 12 - inch BIC lighter. "yiminy Cricket"! exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat monster??" "Vell" replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie". "You haff a genie?" Sven asked. "Ya, shure, he's right here in my tackle box,' said Ole. "Could I see Him?" Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie. The friend says "Hey dare! I'm a good friend of your master, Vill you grant me vun vish? "Yes I will," the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him standing there waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard. Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not Ducks!!" Oles answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked him for a 12- inch BIC?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #4393 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth Those that have nothing to regret are poor historians of their own lives.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com